Christmas stops being as much fun when you’re the one who has to buy the presents and the Christmas dress. Fact. Add that to all the enforced jovialities and family friendliness and if you’re not ready to slit someone’s throat by the 27th, then I have to ask you what sort of alien you are.
To attempt to be all Ho-Ho-Ho about stuff in the rain, snow and cold when you just want to sit in your house and mind your own business is what started serial killings in the first place and is a cruel and unusual punishment.
Thank God for the folk at Modern Toss then. Their cartoons kept us going last year, and they’re here again – bigger, better and badder than before.
Take solace below in the knowledge that you are not alone in your Grinch ways.
Oh, and by 16+, we mean that there are a few swear words. Relax, nobody is doing unholy things to the turkey. Other than giving it a good stuffing anyway.
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