Please can we send Buhari to John McCain’s doctor so Nigerians can also get a diagnosis?

24 hours after falling ill, it is announced that Ranking Senator John McCain of the US Senate has been diagnosed with brain cancer.

It is highly unlikely he will return to the Senate, so the process of replacing him has already begun.

And then of course, friends, family and the whole country are praying for him.

Our own President has disappeared for over 70 days, yet we are told to fast and pray for him.

Person wey we no no wetin dey do am? Or where he is?

We should jus be praying shaaaa! Like praying mantis.

Ori yin tin ti gbàle! Una head don knack ground pata pata!

For all we know, he might be sipping Pina Colada on a beach in Barbados.

Highly unlikely, but his handlers have left room for so much speculation, and for a ninja like me, with a very fertile mind and vivid imagination, Ómo! I can think anything o.

In fact, if I talk wetin dey my mind……hmmmmm…