(Uncle Lagos and his niece)
Uncle: Pele jare n tie Moyodi.
Moyo: Ah ha uncle. My name is Moyo, not Moyodi.
Uncle: Wareva. Anyway, kini re n se bayi? Where do you work now?
Moyo: I’m still searching for job, uncle.
Uncle: Still searching? Pelu aduru owo ti baba yin na le yin lori…you too can’t find job? O ma se o. How many interviews have you attended? (With the amount your father spent on your education? What a pity)
Moyo: Several, uncle. Several.
Uncle: So why don’t you join Nollywood? Owo buruku wa mbe. There is mad money in that Nollywood!
Moyo: Nollywood? As what?
Uncle: As woodcutter ni. ODE! No wonder you can’t get a job. Who will employ somebody like you? O dense. Join Nollywood as an actress! There’s serious more and other privileges there.
Moyo: Erm.o. but uncle I don’t know how to act!
Uncle: wee yu keep kwayet! Aye mi o! O le act?! With this your stature? O le act? They’ll teach you when you get there. All those ones you see that are riding Range Rover, won ko won naa ni. They will teach you.
Moyo: Uncle, I studied International Relations and I’ll prefer to work in my field.
Uncle: Oniyeye. Field ko, stadium ni. O fe di Amabassador abi? Shio. Anyway come and put this sim card inside this phone for me o. At least waa le activate e fun mi?
Moyo: Ah ha Uncle….
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