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Uncle Lagos and Maggie discuss Buhariâs health.
Uncle: Pele o jare, Maggie.
Maggie: Yes, uncle?
Uncle: Come o, mi ro wipe won ni doctor nâiwo read ke? (Come o, I believe itâs doctor you read abi?)
Maggie: No uncle, I read Medicine and then became a qualified doctor.
Uncle: MschewâŠ..Iâm not concerned with the process. You are a doctor thatâs all I care.
Maggie: Yes, uncle. Iâm a qualified medical practitioner.
Uncle: So kini de de ke tiâre o le treat President? Because dad e o je ka gbadun nigbayen, ariwo âIâm spending millions on Maggieâs school feesâ lo n pa kiri. âMaggie is in a private Uni, and itâs costing me a fortuneâ ni ringtone e nigbayen. Kini de? Why is the president going abroad for treatment? (So what is the point of you if you canât treat the President? Because your dad didnât let us have peace that time o; he was just shouting âIâm spending millions on Maggieâs school fees.â âMaggie is in a private Uni, and itâs costing me a fortuneâ was his ringtone that year. So wharrapen? Why is the president going abroad for treatment?)
Maggie: Erm, maybeâŠ
Uncle: Maybe what, Maggie?
Maggie: Maybe he does not trust our health system or the kind of medical equipment needed for his kind of treatment are not available.
Uncle: Dr Maggie, wa si beer yi fun mi. At least waa le operate opener yen? (Dr Maggie, come and open this beer for me. At least you can operate the opener abi?)
Maggie: Ha ha Uncle, what do you mean by that?!
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