Akin VoGg
Akin, is a gifted Singer/song writer, poet and inspirational writer whose music and words are life changing experience for those who seek after truth and wisdom.
Tonto Dikeh, Father’s Day, and mums playing dads
(A call)
Woman: Hello
Man: Hello
Woman: It's me...
Man: eh hen, I know it's you
Woman: Whatever. Anyway, why haven't you transferred the money for your son's support? I haven't seen this month's alert.
Man: I know you'll call....
In these trying times, going into Nollywood might be the only sure banker o!
(Uncle Lagos and his niece)
Uncle: Pele jare n tie Moyodi.
Moyo: Ah ha uncle. My name is Moyo, not Moyodi.
Uncle: Wareva. Anyway, kini re n se bayi? Where do you work now?
Moyo: I'm still searching...
Daddy G.O gets propositioned by a “night entrepreneur”
(Daddy G.O in his hotel room after ministration and a call comes in)
G.O: Hello. God blesh you. Who is speaking?
Betty: Good evening sir. My name is Betty
G.O: God blesh you Betty. Awayu?
Betty: I'm fine...
The Nigerian Senate should be abolished!
Britain is thinking of reforming or abolishing the House of Lords but Nigeria still does not want to come to terms with the fact that the Senate is one of the major financial drains...
When it comes to the difference between Western and Nigerian education, thinking makes all...
Why would a 4-year-old child from Nigeria who is able to recite the alphabets A-Z, numbers 1-100, States and Capitals etc, still be seen not to be as smart as a child of the...
Uncle Lagos and Maggie discuss Buhari’s health and UK health care ??
Uncle Lagos and Maggie discuss Buhari's health.
Uncle: Pele o jare, Maggie.
Maggie: Yes, uncle?
Uncle: Come o, mi ro wipe won ni doctor n'iwo read ke? (Come o, I believe it's doctor you read abi?)
Maggie: No...
Nigeria’s Constituted Criminals planning their escape!
(Constituted criminals in a hotel room)
CC 1: Fellows, our bottoms have been set on fire! Toh, or maybe I'm the only one feeling it. But this is real, gentlemen! Let's not deceive ourselves, we...
Organising a protest is more than just making noise
Organising a protest is no easy feat. For a PEACEFUL protest to hold in a country, the organisers of the protest must formally inform the police or security agencies; and their presence must be...
What you have is what you have, you don’t owe anybody an apology: a...
A lesson in contentment and pride: when you visit them at their homes...
Immediately after offering you a seat, they start to feel inadequate.
They begin to apologise to you that their place is small.
They start...
Guys, protect your balls and watch out for women’s march!
It's the women's march, but not as you know it, people. Listen, these ladies who swings their hand carelessly while walking are dangerous to walk behind!
Men, be very careful! Treat them like a motorist...
