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Akin VoGg

Akin VoGg
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Akin, is a gifted Singer/song writer, poet and inspirational writer whose music and words are life changing experience for those who seek after truth and wisdom.
Tonto Dikeh - Husband - Father's Day

Tonto Dikeh, Father’s Day, and mums playing dads

(A call) Woman: Hello Man: Hello Woman: It's me... Man: eh hen, I know it's you Woman: Whatever. Anyway, why haven't you transferred the money for your son's support? I haven't seen this month's alert. Man: I know you'll call....
Danielle Okeke and her Jeep

In these trying times, going into Nollywood might be the only sure banker o!

(Uncle Lagos and his niece) Uncle: Pele jare n tie Moyodi. Moyo: Ah ha uncle. My name is Moyo, not Moyodi. Uncle: Wareva. Anyway, kini re n se bayi? Where do you work now? Moyo: I'm still searching...
Meet-The-Pastor-And-Anointed-Man-Of-God-Who-Receives-Phone-Calls-From-God-And-Has-His-Direct-Number

Daddy G.O gets propositioned by a “night entrepreneur”

(Daddy G.O in his hotel room after ministration and a call comes in) G.O: Hello. God blesh you. Who is speaking? Betty: Good evening sir. My name is Betty G.O: God blesh you Betty. Awayu? Betty: I'm fine...
Nigerian-Senate-in-session

The Nigerian Senate should be abolished!

Britain is thinking of reforming or abolishing the House of Lords but Nigeria still does not want to come to terms with the fact that the Senate is one of the major financial drains...
Nigerian education

When it comes to the difference between Western and Nigerian education, thinking makes all...

Why would a 4-year-old child from Nigeria who is able to recite the alphabets A-Z, numbers 1-100, States and Capitals etc, still be seen not to be as smart as a child of the...
President-Buhari-and-Wife-in-London

Uncle Lagos and Maggie discuss Buhari’s health and UK health care ??

Uncle Lagos and Maggie discuss Buhari's health. Uncle: Pele o jare, Maggie. Maggie: Yes, uncle? Uncle: Come o, mi ro wipe won ni doctor n'iwo read ke? (Come o, I believe it's doctor you read abi?) Maggie: No...
The Sopranos - mafia

Nigeria’s Constituted Criminals planning their escape!

(Constituted criminals in a hotel room) CC 1: Fellows, our bottoms have been set on fire! Toh, or maybe I'm the only one feeling it. But this is real, gentlemen! Let's not deceive ourselves, we...
Police Protest

Organising a protest is more than just making noise

Organising a protest is no easy feat. For a PEACEFUL protest to hold in a country, the organisers of the protest must formally inform the police or security agencies; and their presence must be...
Happy African Child

What you have is what you have, you don’t owe anybody an apology: a...

A lesson in contentment and pride: when you visit them at their homes... Immediately after offering you a seat, they start to feel inadequate. They begin to apologise to you that their place is small. They start...
Black woman walking

Guys, protect your balls and watch out for women’s march!

It's the women's march, but not as you know it, people. Listen, these ladies who swings their hand carelessly while walking are dangerous to walk behind! Men, be very careful! Treat them like a motorist...