My black as soot butt

My black butt

I still don’t know if having buttocks that are dark(er than the rest of my body) is an inherited curse from my forefathers. Bottom so dark you’d think Satan lives there. As if, during my creation, the creator was feeling rather experimental and wondered how charcoal dust and soot would look on my bum. Needless to say, that experiment didn’t turn out well. Can’t even wear a swimsuit and go out to a public pool or beach like everyone else, because instead of them admiring my tiny butt, they’d just look at it with great worry and concern and ask, “Wah, are you alright? What condition is that? Is it painful?”