Poor men! From Debt December to Just-Long January and now Valentine Fever February!
It is February 1st! Another 14 days of agony for we Men! After surviving "Spending December" and "Brokage January". From today, the wives, girlfriends, side-chicks, front-chicks, wannabes and soon-to-bes will change! They will start being nice and sweet...
On The Matter Lof Indomie Hàn Hegg! A man’s tale of trying to eat...
Hunger is perhaps the most efficient tool of Poverty. Its wicked ability to make the most undesirable suddenly turn desirable is sufficiently magical! It's the sadistic effect of waterboarding; whereupon a thirsty man forced...
Dear God why the mosquito?
Are you there God? It's me Dotun. I'm sorry to bother you on your off day but I need to get something off my underdeveloped chest. God I see your handiwork in creation and I...
The night I wreaked holy vengeance on a “rat”
Funny story I was awake in bed plotting evil and wickedness when I saw something dark on the floor. In the semi-darkness, and from the shape and form of the thing, it looked like a...
The sweet tongue of the bus conductor
Amusing observations ‘Tis the season for – for those who don’t own cars – hurrying to the bus station with your entire family firmly fastened to your back while the luggage is securely balancing on...
That time the urge to poop hit me hard
Funny story In the middle of an errand, I feel an urge to have a bowel movement. I ignore it, but, it’s later followed by a moderately painful cramp and some discomfort, which cease after...
I don cuss everybody finish ooo! I no fit go Naija again!
I just realised that I have effectively ruled myself out of visiting some parts of Nigeria, when I land, not too long from now. Fayose's Ekiti is a definite no go area for me. I...
Who knew Robert Mugabe was this wise! 40 fabulous quotes ‘by’ the Zim Lord
You don't get to be president of a nation for a gazillion years without having some sense. Even then, you internet people do not have home training o! To take Uncle Robert's good name...
#ThrowBackThursday: 20 sweet memories of growing up in Nigeria!
Abeg, let's see if we're age mates. If you don't remember these things or didn't do any of these, kneel down when you see me and address me as "Auntie Viva". We no be...
That time a baby stared at me throughout the church service
An amusing story In church, during service, the person seated in front of you is a woman with her baby. The baby decides to stand on the mother's laps and stare at you, making strong,...
