BREAKING NEWS :
AFTER 40 YEARS, IT IS NOW LEGAL TO HAVE MORE THAN ONE CHILD IN CHINA
“It is good for Growth” says The International Monetary Fund.
I almost choked on my ogi and ákárá as I listened to the news and CNN analysis.
“These IMF people can be very cheeky,” I murmured aloud.
“Only the day before, they asked Nigeria to devalue its devalued Naira, now they are encouraging more Chinese jiggy jiggy for them to grow taller”.
“Papa, not that kind of growth”, laughed Féla, from across the table, “What is jiggy jiggy, anyway?”
You can’t understand son ; its the economics of pulling down protections and plugging in connections, to increase the population of the younger generations.
“Oh I see, thanks Papa”.
No shaking.
Mazi abe…..© reserved 2015
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