This is Nigeria: why make progress when you can make excuses?
UK's Defence Minister, Sir Michael Fallon, voluntarily resigned from office, for putting his hand on a female journalist's knee during an interview, 15 years ago. Yes o, 15 years ago! Hmmmmmmmmm I trust Nigeria my country. For it...
mazi abe updates Buhari on Naija shenanigans as the president returns from UK MOT
Good morning, Bubu! I read you came back from your MOT service in the abroad yesterday. Alhamdulillahi! I am sure you came back with all your shock absorbers, pistons and balls well oiled. Sorry, I mean...
I’m glad British Airways stewardess got sacked but I’m a Virgin kinda guy
I can't believe any well travelled Nigerian will try to make a case for the sacked British Airways stewardess accused of making a racist video. That is even scratching the surface. Orisirisi stories abound of how...
Please can we send Buhari to John McCain’s doctor so Nigerians can also get...
24 hours after falling ill, it is announced that Ranking Senator John McCain of the US Senate has been diagnosed with brain cancer. It is highly unlikely he will return to the Senate, so the...
You see how these women are trying to steal our Father’s Day from us??
Hmmmmmmm...it's Father's Day, and these women still won't let us have peace. Haba, women like to exaggerate sha! "I carried your child for nine months!!" Na all them be nine months. Hian! When you check well, many of them na...
Buy lingerie for your wife, they said. Now I am in jail cell! What...
I was in a romantic mood today, so as I was doing some small small shopping, I thought of madam. They always say to buy lingerie for your wife, so that's how me too, I stopped...
Happy mother’s day…but it’s like we’re celebrating women everyday now o!
Aaaaaah aaaaaaaahh!! Happy Mother's Day again??? Shebi we still celebrated something for them 10 minutes ago? Oginni?? Just yesterday, they told us, Valentine's Day. We bought perfume, we bought flower! The following day, they came up with "International Day...
mazi abe’s side: I think I’ll add “Apostle” to my name and see if...
With all this Apostle Suleman wahala, I was toying with temporarily changing my Facebook name to Apostle Mazi Abe. Jus-to test my pulling power, you understand. And see how many jeep and house requests I will...
Omo, navy recruitment no be yam o! I joined and nearly died!
Even though I couldn't swim, I still decided to tag along with my friend Boma to the Naval recruitment centre in Borokiri, Port Harcourt, just for the fun of it. Just for the fun of...
Open telegram to Oga President Buhari re: foreign exchange
Mr President, I always refrain from insulting elders, because I have my own at home too. But my Uncle Lawal, who is your age mate, jus phoned me from Lagos, now now now! He said...
