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Tuesday, October 17, 2017
Boy loses girlfriend to Wizkid at London Concert

Daddy G.O. schools young man who lost fiancee to musician

(A call for Daddy G.O.) - Hello, good morning, sir. G.O: Goomorin. Ta lo n'soro? - Tade. G.O: Tade! Hawayu, gad blesh you! How's the preparation going? Se eto n'lo? - I just want to inform you that I'm...
Anointing oil hustle

Cunny man die; cunny man bury am! Daddy G.O. meets with shady businessman

(G.O in a business meeting with a man) G.O: So what is the business you have for us? I hope you know we are not a secular organisation o. Hope what you brought is gospuly?...
Mazi Abe and Buhari

mazi abe updates Buhari on Naija shenanigans as the president returns from UK MOT

Good morning, Bubu! I read you came back from your MOT service in the abroad yesterday.  Alhamdulillahi! I am sure you came back with all your shock absorbers, pistons and balls well oiled. Sorry, I mean...

About persistent hawkers

persistence The business people at bus stations who hawk things, and have drinking water, biscuits, sweets, peanuts, and other snacks all arranged meticulously in a ka basin, I want their persistence. They come to your window,...
Funny observations

A talent for having things we would not ordinarily have

Funny observations You have a blue Omo or Harpic t-shirt, but you use Ariel or Sunlight washing powder, and Vim for your toilet. You have no idea how those t-shirts came to your possession but...
Real woman

Real Woman Facts!!

1) A Real Woman does not sleep. She closes her eyes and meditates on new ways to please her man! 2) Real Women can drive from Lagos to Kaduna in a car with half a...
Funny memes

Random Rat memes because Bubu

Funny memes So dem say Oga Bubu go dey work from home because rat don colonize him office, chop him A/C and couch ba? What a wawu! Eez like these Rats have no respect for constitutional authority Anyway...
two people praying

The day Bro Samson left the darkness and walked into the entrepreneurial light

(2 prayer hooligans chatting after rounding off a prayer session) Bro Paul: A kuu prayer, bro. May the God of Israel answer us. Bro Samson: Amen! That was pawafu. Mo feel e. O gba yagiyagi lara...
i Laff with MC Abbey - General

I Laff With MC Abbey – London go dey alright on Sat 26th August!

Something that started like play like play has turned into an annual must-attend event! MC Abbey had a dream to bring wholesome comedy to the UK, and he did just that! The show that brought...
Cheating boyfriend

Think again before taking a bat to your cheating boyfriend’s car!

Cheating Boyfriend So you just found out that boo is cheating on you and you are very very VERY angry. In fact you are so angry that you channel your inner "yonce", pick up a...

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