Just 4 Laughs

(G.O on the phone) G.O: E pele madam. Bawo de ni gbogbo Canada? Hope you have settled down well? Woman: Canada wa sir. There's no problem at all sir, except for the cold but I'm coping...

Being broke It is that time. For us, struggling citizens, that time of the month has come. That time when you dissect the empty toothpaste tube to access the traces of toothpaste therein. And you...

DO YOU DESIRE TO BE A PASTOR IN YOUR PARISH? ARE YOU FINDING IT DIFFICULT TO GET ORDAINED? IS YOUR SENIOR PASTOR NOT LOOKING YOUR WAY? If your answer to any of these questions is YES, then...

(A call for Daddy G.O.) - Hello, good morning, sir. G.O: Goomorin. Ta lo n'soro? - Tade. G.O: Tade! Hawayu, gad blesh you! How's the preparation going? Se eto n'lo? - I just want to inform you that I'm...

(G.O in a business meeting with a man) G.O: So what is the business you have for us? I hope you know we are not a secular organisation o. Hope what you brought is gospuly?...

Good morning, Bubu! I read you came back from your MOT service in the abroad yesterday.  Alhamdulillahi! I am sure you came back with all your shock absorbers, pistons and balls well oiled. Sorry, I mean...

persistence The business people at bus stations who hawk things, and have drinking water, biscuits, sweets, peanuts, and other snacks all arranged meticulously in a ka basin, I want their persistence. They come to your window,...

Funny observations You have a blue Omo or Harpic t-shirt, but you use Ariel or Sunlight washing powder, and Vim for your toilet. You have no idea how those t-shirts came to your possession but...

1) A Real Woman does not sleep. She closes her eyes and meditates on new ways to please her man! 2) Real Women can drive from Lagos to Kaduna in a car with half a...

Funny memes So dem say Oga Bubu go dey work from home because rat don colonize him office, chop him A/C and couch ba? What a wawu! Eez like these Rats have no respect for constitutional authority Anyway...