The night I wreaked holy vengeance on a “rat”
Funny story I was awake in bed plotting evil and wickedness when I saw something dark on the floor. In the semi-darkness, and from the shape and form of the thing, it looked like a...
The sweet tongue of the bus conductor
Amusing observations ‘Tis the season for – for those who don’t own cars – hurrying to the bus station with your entire family firmly fastened to your back while the luggage is securely balancing on...
That time the urge to poop hit me hard
Funny story In the middle of an errand, I feel an urge to have a bowel movement. I ignore it, but, it’s later followed by a moderately painful cramp and some discomfort, which cease after...
I don cuss everybody finish ooo! I no fit go Naija again!
I just realised that I have effectively ruled myself out of visiting some parts of Nigeria, when I land, not too long from now. Fayose's Ekiti is a definite no go area for me. I...
Who knew Robert Mugabe was this wise! 40 fabulous quotes ‘by’ the Zim Lord
You don't get to be president of a nation for a gazillion years without having some sense. Even then, you internet people do not have home training o! To take Uncle Robert's good name...
#ThrowBackThursday: 20 sweet memories of growing up in Nigeria!
Abeg, let's see if we're age mates. If you don't remember these things or didn't do any of these, kneel down when you see me and address me as "Auntie Viva". We no be...
That time a baby stared at me throughout the church service
An amusing story In church, during service, the person seated in front of you is a woman with her baby. The baby decides to stand on the mother's laps and stare at you, making strong,...
No prayer point since Canada move? Daddy G.O. teaches former prayer warrior to enjoy...
(G.O on the phone) G.O: E pele madam. Bawo de ni gbogbo Canada? Hope you have settled down well? Woman: Canada wa sir. There's no problem at all sir, except for the cold but I'm coping...
It is that time: An amusing look at being broke
Being broke It is that time. For us, struggling citizens, that time of the month has come. That time when you dissect the empty toothpaste tube to access the traces of toothpaste therein. And you...
Want to become a pastor in your parish? So it the Daddy G.O. way!!
DO YOU DESIRE TO BE A PASTOR IN YOUR PARISH? ARE YOU FINDING IT DIFFICULT TO GET ORDAINED? IS YOUR SENIOR PASTOR NOT LOOKING YOUR WAY? If your answer to any of these questions is YES, then...
